Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula 1. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.
Ricky Bobby: I can’t understand a word you’ve said the whole time.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?
Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.
Ricky Bobby: You say you’re French?
Jean Girard: Oui.
Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We’re American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.
Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?
Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.
Jean Girard: That’s from China.
Ricky Bobby: Pizza.
Jean Girard: Italy.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.
Jean Girard: Mexican.
Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?
Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the blowjob.
Including: Allride Roadtrip (It’s the fastest who get paid and it’s the fastest who get laid), Sergej Geier Interview (‘Wow. I feel like I’m in Highlander!‘), Backyard Jam (I wanna go fast!), Revolt in Bratislava (Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop), Björn Elvering (‘I’m a volunteer fireman, a semi-professional racecar driver and an amateur tattoo artist‘), Basti Gross (Slingshot: engaged) und vieles mehr …
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
Ricky Bobby: Why do you have the stereo on while you’re watching TV?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: ‚Cause I like to party.
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